I am adding this to my March to-do list

Today I spied matador practice in the park. Complete with red capes and bull horns, but absent any apparent gorging. Truth be told, the 'bulls' all moved rather slowly and didn't seem to challenge the matadors too much.

They also used this awesome wooden cart to stand in for a bull, which moved much faster. Add a motor to this thing and I think you'd really be in business.