Poor Jeremy! Everyone was paired up over the holidays but him!
My parents had each other...
Jason & I explored the world of edible plastic together...
Ian and Amy were jointly not crooks...
And Jeremy...well, let's just say when the clock struck midnight, the results were not pretty. 
Come on, ladies. This handsome bachelor is single and ready to mingle! Picture your face here:
Pointing thumbs? Kicking heels? The Elaine dance can only mean one thing: birthday!
The best present was seeing my brother Jeremy, who just got back from his mission. I love this kid! He stayed the same (in all the good ways) and changed (in all the good ways).
But aside from Jer, the other presents were good too. Some were of a delicious nature:
While others were of a stabby nature:
I also received several hats for my birthday. I fear that this one was from the bargain bin:
This one, however, was custom-made for my noggin (haute couture!) by a professional balloon artist. Seriously. I could never part with it, of course, but I'm sure it's worth thousands on ebay.
An innocent family gathering over Christmas turned into a Blair Witch-style docudrama of terror and a fair amount of narcissism. 
In a surprising twist, the villain turned out to be...drum roll...
The holidays are over! I haven't blogged in ages! I have so many fantastic embarrassing family photos to post! Stay tuned...
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