Saturday, May 17, 2008

Yes, I know I'm creepy

This is BIG NEWS for the three people besides Jason and I who obsess over 30 Rock. (Karl, I'm looking in your direction). Jack McBrayer, who plays Kenneth the innocent Southern NBC page, lives across the street from us!
Jason saw him walking on a nearby street awhile ago, and then a few weeks ago I saw him leave the apartment across the street. Today I made like a crazy person and checked out that building's directory. Lo and behold:

Stalking commences immediately. All interested parties are invited to join. Bring binoculars and cookie jars with upside-down WOWs written on them.

And a few choice Kenneth quotes in celebration:

Kenneth: Mr. Jordan himself said, “Don’t let no one in who’s not on the list because this mess is gonna get raw like sushi. So haters to the left."
Ridikulous: What?! Man, what's your game?
Kenneth: Boggle!

Kenneth: I know how you like this cornbread Mr. Jordan.
Tracy: LIKE it? I love this cornbread so much I wanna take it back behind the middle school and get it pregnant.
Kenneth: Hee hee, pregnant cornbread.

Tracy: I'm even attracted to you, Kenneth!
Kenneth: Well, I am wearing a cuffed trouser today.

4 comments:

Tom & Heather said...

Kenneth stalking? We're in! We LOVE Kenneth (but not the way that Devon Banks guy does...). Call us the next time you slip into black hoodies and ski masks!

Jason said...

We should definitely have a 30 Rock stalking, I mean, viewing party sometime. BYOH (bring your own hoodies, of course!)

Kaahl said...

Hopefully he never, ever, leaves character. And we can meet his mother!

Monique said...

Have you seen the Touch My Body video?